oh, horoscopes.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The United States Congress spends an
inordinate amount of time on trivial matters. For example, 16 percent of
all the laws it passed in the last two years were devoted to renaming post
offices. That's down from the average of the previous eight years, during
which time almost 20 percent of its laws had the sole purpose of
renaming post offices. In my astrological opinion, you Tauruses can't
afford to indulge in anything close to that level of nonsense during the
next four weeks. I urge you to keep time-wasting activities down to less
than five percent of your total. Focus on getting a lot of important stuff
done. Be extra thoughtful and responsible as you craft the impact you're
having on the world.